Help me oppo

"whoarder is tellurium" (whoarder)
03/28/2016 at 22:03 • Filed to: dodge, v8, murica

I must resist temptation to test drive an older Charger.

My favorite color on em:

DISCUSSION (25)

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > whoarder is tellurium
03/28/2016 at 22:06

They’re junk. Don’t do it.

Connqr > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/28/2016 at 22:08

You are the Toyota guy, lots of things are “junk” compared to the Rock solid reliability of a Toyota.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > whoarder is tellurium
03/28/2016 at 22:09

My Dad got to borrow one last week, and we were both kind of underwhelmed.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Connqr
03/28/2016 at 22:10

Very true, but these Dodges are the absolute worst of them all.

whoarder is tellurium > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
03/28/2016 at 22:13

Highly likely that will be the case. Although, I have driven a Magnum around a little bit.

However, it seems like the perfect car for the long, boring roads around these parts.

Steve in Manhattan > whoarder is tellurium
03/28/2016 at 22:13

Ummm ... it’s held together by cobwebs and moonbeams. It drinks gas. It’s bound to eat tires at an astonishing rate. It won’t go ‘round corners. No warranty. It’s fat. It’s silly looking. Did I mention that it weighs a lot?

whoarder is tellurium > Steve in Manhattan
03/28/2016 at 22:15

jet fuel cant melt steel moonbeams.

Steve in Manhattan > whoarder is tellurium
03/28/2016 at 22:16

So if someone flies a plane into the car, you’re safe. Score one for the Charger.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > whoarder is tellurium
03/28/2016 at 22:16

Do it,....Do it,......................................Do it.

whoarder is tellurium > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
03/28/2016 at 22:20

I like the way you think.

TheOnelectronic > whoarder is tellurium
03/28/2016 at 22:21

It’s a Chrysler product.

Right now, Chrysler’s quality is at an all-time high. And it’s still shit.

*These statements are not at all based on fact

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > whoarder is tellurium
03/28/2016 at 22:23

This was a 2011 or 2012, so it had the updated interior, but not the 8 speed. The quality was pretty nice, but it was louder than my lifted '95 4Runner with holey exhaust on the inside. it was quick, but that was our general impression. The quickness was all it had going for it. The interior also seemed pretty small for the size of the car.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > whoarder is tellurium
03/28/2016 at 22:25

I’m sure Its junk by current standards, but I grew up in K-cars, and as far as mass produced dodge family sedans go, there’s nothing wrong with the charger.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > whoarder is tellurium
03/28/2016 at 22:25

NJAnon > whoarder is tellurium
03/28/2016 at 22:30

Don’t resist it.

JGrabowMSt > whoarder is tellurium
03/28/2016 at 22:31

Can stop you. Even the V6 makes very good power.

Just get one with a HEMI badge and we can stay friends.

whoarder is tellurium > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
03/28/2016 at 22:33

Heck yeah.

My first car was a 94 Dodge Shadow ES V6. Once stolen too.

Decay buys too many beaters > whoarder is tellurium
03/28/2016 at 22:37

I’ve had them as rentals, they cant even jump a curb without bending control arms. Pass!

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > whoarder is tellurium
03/28/2016 at 22:47

COP BREAKS COP ENGINE COP SHOCKS COP CAR COP CAR COP CAR

Spaceball-Two > whoarder is tellurium
03/28/2016 at 23:02

I rode in the back of one once.... seemed nice.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > whoarder is tellurium
03/28/2016 at 23:02

I’ll let him identify himself, but I recently met another oppo in person who daily’d a previous gen Charger. He did not seem to care for it and wants to sell it.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/28/2016 at 23:04

Dodges have improved (a tiny bit) since they divorced Daimler-Mercedes, and joined Fiat. Not a lot but, it is step in the right direction.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
03/28/2016 at 23:05

Don’t forget the Cop ECU.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
03/28/2016 at 23:10

I’ll tell you my dad specializes in Toyota and Lexus but doesn’t mind working on Jeeps, Dodges, and Chrysler because the average RO is nearly double what any other cars is.

StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > whoarder is tellurium
03/29/2016 at 10:27

Do it! The interior upgrades along from the 1st gens are worth the price over those. I have a Magnum SRT, and what I wouldn’t give to have the interior upgraded to that spec or newer.